Posterior Pain - OUCH!!!
Is that my Sciatic Nerve Acting Up? NO!! It's a genuine pain in the posterior!
Okay, the Hubster's 40 Year Service Award is going to be paid out in the form of being added to supposedly his next paycheck, which means it will be frigging taxed & won't be issued until after the first of the year, so it will be an entire year before any of that tax bite can be recaptured.
Can you tell I'm slightly ticked off????
Arrrghhhhhh!!!
In an attempt to soften and at least slightly counteract the blow I went in and upped the 401-K deductions only to be told that it won't go into affect until AFTER that check is cut!!
Pain in the right and left buttocks**!!
Like I said before it would certainly be nice if the employees had a little notice that the company was going to do these bonuses and awards in the fashion that they do, so we can counter-attack the tax burden.
Guess why? They don't do matching or take any 401-K contributions out of bonuses or awards. Isn't that just fine?
NO, not in my book.
Does anyone have a solution, methodology or a way around this?? Maybe I'm thinking about this all wrong, but it chaps my hide and yes, I do think it a royal pain in the posterior.
I hope I'm wrong and it comes in a complete untaxed form.
Yes, we could go ahead and take some of our own money and go buy the television NOW that he's wanting but it's doubtful that we will. I didn't particularly want a new TV, but he does, and it gripes me that they COULD HAVE done better by him than they have.
Okay, so I'll let you know how much actually shows up later, should be in his hot little hands when he returns to work from vacation time off on Wednesday.
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Of other financial interest, I managed to scrape up an additional $999 to go into my Roth from various savings. I'm going to add my own little $1 from the current budget to get it to that magical $1000 mark. That still leaves me slightly short some on the 2007 done by midnight on the 31st, however, perhaps I will be able to make the deadline by April. GEEEEEE, WHINE, WHINE, WHINE, I so wanted to be done by the end of the literal year.
POUT!!
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Yesterday was a NO SPEND DAY!!! YEAH!!
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Today was a spender. Everyone here but the Hubster has the croup and the boys have been hitting the cough syrup supply quite heavily. So, after church we stopped for cold supplies. Tried to buy day time cold meds, night time cold meds, tissues and regular cough syrup.
Because some people in my state like to cook up funkydunkydrugs from the stuff I had to give the cashier my date of birth and was only allowed to buy two of the cold meds on one ticket. The third one I had to buy on a separate ticket.
How, may I ask you Dear Reader, did that keep in bounds with the law? Yeah, it did with the letter of the law?? but still. It's a law with good intentions, but silly if the cashier is just going to let you buy the stuff on two tickets. WEIRD.
Not sure how I'd of liked it handled, because with three croupy people I needed the goods, but come on!!! Either stick with the law or don't bother.
Geeee, it is a strange world anymore where you almost need an act of Congress to buy cough medication!
**For more classy information on buttocks check out Wikipedia for Venus of the Beautiful Buttocks!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_Kallipygos
Oh the things we can learn these days. I had seen the statue, but never heard the story about the farmer with two daughters possibly originating with Venus????
I live, I learn, I educate my faithful readers.
We all are now further classically educated, yes?? Additional small talk fodder for the New Year's Eve parties to come!
December 31st, 2007 at 01:46 am 1199065579
Let me know if you find a cough medicine that works, cause I feel like croaking!!!
December 31st, 2007 at 01:53 am 1199066031
Feel better.
December 31st, 2007 at 05:11 am 1199077878